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TORI AMOS lyrics








vanishing air

i wrenched my neck
yet my nerves didn't
lay bare any reaction.
got my father's samurai
slashed my bug-ridden
shaft
and it just rolled in the shrub
with my eyeballs rolling with it.
not even the books i've read
exhilarated my vertebrae
nor the melody i've hummed
brought back memories of puberty.
i ate and driveled
and got drunk
but my wits remained obscured.
the expression of my
dirty vocal chords
didn't speak of love
nor anger nor misery.
not even farewells
moved me to tears.
then there was i.
staring at the comet's
blinding light
it bursted!
and then...
tiny pieces of voices.



me

son and heir of a shyness
that is criminally vulgar.

son and heir of
nothing in particular.
no talent for certainty.
esteem the product
of relationship politics.
pretense multiplied
by infinity.

poison.
thorn on the side.
source of dire news.
basketcase.
complicated.
drama queen.
picture perfect
numb belligerence.
craving fame
and all its decadence.

plagiarist.
no talent for certainty.
tragically romantic.
raging hormones.
complex.
fool.
blink.
blank.
booo.
damned.

and i'm not what i merely
represent to you...

so do not adore me.



shivers

landslide - smashin' pumpkins
perfect - smashin' pumpkins
tonight tonight - smashin pumpkins
sick cycle carousel - lifehouse
needs - collective soul
run - collective soul
how soon is now - love spit love
head over feet - alanis morisette
here, there and everywhere - beatles
breakfast at tiffany's - deep blue something
lightning crashes - live
selling the drama - live
good - better than ezra
the outsider - perfect circle
runaway - the corrs
i am mine - pearl jam
taxi ride - tori amos
moon river - andy williams
whiter shade of pale - annie lennox
lost cause - beck
miss you love - silverchair
without you - silverchair
ready for a fall - pj olsson
any lucky penny - nikki hassman
the only living boy in new york - simon and garfunkel



dazzled by

run lola run by tom tykwer
cinema paradiso by giuseppe tornatore
to die (or not) - ventura pons
lock, stock and two smoking barrels - guy ritchie
fight club - david fincher
the others - alejandro amenabar
battle royale I - kinji fukasaku
my sassy girl - kwak jae-yong
windstruck - kwak jae-yong
elephant - gus van sant
homerun - jack neo
the usual suspects - bryan singer
trainspotting - danny boyle
the bicycle thief - vittorio de sica
amelie - jean-pierre jeunet
pulp fiction - quentin tarantino
breakfast at tiffany's - blake edwards
coyote ugly - david mcnally







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Tuesday, February 27, 2007
condoms

Jimmy P.! Thanks for sending this to me. Mwah.

Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't
belong in your face...
General Electric:  We bring good things to life!
AT&T condom: "Reach out and touch someone."
Bounty:  The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?
Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....
M&M condom: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"
Chevron:  use them?  people do.
Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border
MCI: for friends and family
Double Mint:  Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter
Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are
United Airlines travel pack: Fly United
The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Source: http://netjeff.com/humor/item.cgi?file=brand.condoms


Posted at 2/27/2007 3:31:08 am by bebsg

 

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